Goat Rodeo Goods

Nothing gets actually wasted around here.

Even when we can’t use cucumbers in pickles, or we have excess from production we turn them in to our perfect pickle salt, The Pickle Tickle.

Made for people who love pickles and hate waste. A portable pot of PICKLE POWER to take wherever you go.

Glasgow wholesale fruit & veg market is where it's at!
Big up Maureen & Tony 💞

hit us up! ☎️

Our Lucy getting straight to the point on the great cornichon shortage of 2026 - yes, really, who'd have thought - threat not!! we have you covered 🫡

.pascoe 's Greek-inspired roast potatoes - a big yes from us.

Now she’s armed with our Better Than S*x seasoning… we’re wondering what the verdict is 👀

Who put us there?!

Thank you for gifting .pascoe yours truly - the pair of you are our ABSOLUTE favourite comedians 💞 big love, WHAT A MOMENT!

Sara’s husband’s roast potato recipe is dropping this weekend… no one has disproven our better than s*x claim yet.

Once upon a time we used to think up a recipe, get some labels printed, and get it out for sale. These days getting something to market is a little bit trickier. There are lots of price calculations, label design, recipe tweaking, and compliance; however the hardest bit is still thinking up names for products!

We like to think that the labels on our products are as enticing as what is actually in the jar. But coming up with names that meet our very high standards is hard 🫠

It has to have the right balance of cheeky and fun but still let people know what's actually inside.

So if you have any ideas for our two new pickled onion products, let us know. The white onions are a little bit spicy; they got a bit of a bite. They have some chilli, some black pepper, some mustard and then our red onions have sumac and coriander and are delicious (I have eaten two jars in three days and one of those days I was actually out all day).

Thoughts below. And obviously if you suggest a name that we love, we will send you some onions and you will have our eternal gratitude... 💗