Caca World

Hello and merry Christmas!

I am Simon "not a N**i" Houlding the most unemployable man in South Yorkshire.

i were born in 1969 in Handsworth where i remain in my bedsit having never left it in ten years. I really shuld get off my arse and go round corner and see my cousin but hey ho i ant run out of dog ends yet and i dont wash anyway. maybe visit net week besides he could come and rifle my ash tray i mean why else do you go to houses its not like we want to elk about our work do we