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If a Cousin is so REXist they are beyond re-education then they must be ‘Strawberry Sparkled’.
Instructions: Big Nurse should inform The Pit Party Office who should contact the Supreme Council to send a Peeler down to collect the REXist. The REXist should be made to dress in the Strawberry Sparkle* outfit before being collected by the Peeler and taken to Level 4.
*Strawberry Sparkle
Greedy, capitalist and pink Horse
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Total GHAOS: 20th Anniversary
To celebrate, over 20 days we’ll trawl through the archive and post something we find each day to help make sense of it.
19/10/2025
REXists fear GHAOS within themselves …
NOW the Dark Arts have a new leader, Skepticus REX*. Once a member of the Reactor Party; NOW is a traitor. He betrayed GHAOS and excreted his own inferior ideal – REXimalism.
The challenge was outlined by Uncle Commi in his 6th famous speech
[6] A 5th dimension Speech given at the Beastmarket Raleigh
[6.1] “Spickle has informed me from 2057. NOW is Nott the future”
[6.2] “The Devil is coming down the tree. To save you I will bring back the little girl named GHAOS”
[6.3] “Skepticus REX will take the little girl named GHAOS and chop her into little pieces. He will put her in a pan and make her into black puddings. Is this your only trouble? I Uncle Commi, have suffered the darkness and the bloody fight. Reactor i.e. the actor will defeat REX, MARK THIS DAY!”
[6.4] “Skepticus REX will torment you, beat you and stab you. If you endure this assault for seven years without cutting your hair then I will reward you by capsizing REX’s tiny boat”
[6.5] “REX will be stripped and put in a barrel which is studded inside with pointed nails. I will harness Trotsky and Redstar and they will drag the bloody barrel through every street in Brighton”
[6.6] “I am Uncle Commi. When I aim at the bear, I shoot it through the muzzle. It falls down and never stirs again”
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*REX, Skepticus
Once a member of the Reactor Party but NOW is a traitor. He has turned his back on GHAOS and excreted his own inferior ideal – REXimalism.
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Total GHAOS: 20th Anniversary
To celebrate, over 20 days we’ll trawl through the archive and post something we find each day to help make sense of it.
“Briefly, we have a Seal watching the re-education video …”
With Cousin Hop telling us about their multiple trips to the Arkwright Institute (Asylum), we decided to dig out a few clips in and around the rehabilitation institution.
Asylum, The
Shortening of The Arkwright Asylum of Total GHAOS. Cousins who don’t follow the Party Line or who are deemed unstable are sent here for rehabilitation. This is a place of refuge for REXists, criminals, debtors, the afflicted, magicians, the destitute, the unfortunate and anyone believed to be a practitioner or supporter of The Dark Arts. The Asylum is located below all layers in the world.
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Total GHAOS: 20th Anniversary
To celebrate, over 20 days we’ll trawl through the archive and post something we find each day to help make sense of it.
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