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Client: ‘Do you have any female vets?’
Team: ‘Give us 10 seconds.’ 💅😂
The commitment to the role, the hair flip, the confidence... honestly award-worthy.
And yes, we do actually have a lovely female vet, Seren , who many of you will have already met. This was simply the more dramatic option.
Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.
From Culprit to Chief of Security in 24 hours. 🦴⚖️
Our spaniel superstar is taking her new role very seriously today. Bag checks are mandatory, and the only way to pass is with a high-value treat bribe. 😂 Keep your zippers closed, people!
Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.
We have a cyber security breach at the clinic, and the prime suspect has very floppy ears! 💻🐶
When you can’t trust the humans to give you enough snacks, you just have to log in and change your own medical records. Diagnosis: far too skinny. Official treatment plan: unlimited biscuits. Case closed! 😂
Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.
Error 404: Manager not found. ☕❌
Attempting a caffeine detox in the veterinary industry results in an immediate and complete system shutdown. We’ll just leave him snoring on the floor until someone brings an espresso to reboot him! 😂
Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.
Well… he followed the request perfectly, didn't he? 🪑🤷♂️
The clinic asked for a stool sample, and Vlad went straight to the best stool in the practice. Not quite what they meant, but points for enthusiasm! 😂
Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.
The final boss of the clinic pen hoarders. 🖊️👹
Asking Kristi if she’s seen your pen is a trap. She hasn’t seen it; it’s just become part of her permanent uniform now. 😂 Good luck getting it back!
Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.
Veterinary Zombie Mode: Activated. 🧟♂️☕
When you think you're having a deep heart-to-heart with a colleague about your sleep habits, but the camera pans out and you're just standing there alone with a sad trombone. 😂 We promise we aren't actually losing it... probably.
Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.
‘I’m on vacation, every single day ’cause I love my occupation!’ 🎶😎🍦
Bringing the holiday vibes straight to the front desk to survive this absolute oven of a UK heatwave! ☀️ The ladies are living their best lives with ice cream and shades, while the guys provide our premium clipboard A/C service. 😂 Stay cool out there, everyone! 🧊🐾
Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.
When you have to use your best 'serious vet voice' to call 'Boris Johnson' or 'Cooking Fat' from the waiting area. 📋🗣️
We absolutely love our uniquely named patients, even if it means we occasionally embarrass ourselves in reception! 😂 Drop your pets' names below!
Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.
19/05/2026
It’s Team Tuesday! 🎉 We are so excited to introduce you to the newest Veterinary Surgeon to join the SigmaVet family!
Seren is bringing years of veterinary experience, a very stylish scrubs wardrobe , and a keen eye for surgery and dentistry. She has seamlessly fitted into our talented team, and we can’t wait for you to meet her.
Seren’s favourite holiday recommendation is Turkey, which is where she is originally from, but anywhere with sea and sand is a good place to be in her opinion!
She is a devoted mum to her 16-year-old British Shorthair cat, BamBam, and enjoys spending time with her husband at the weekend, exploring new cities and trying local food.
Seren is also aimingto complete a certificate in soft tissue surgery in the near future, helping her continue to develop her surgical skills and provide even more advanced care for our patients.
We are very lucky to have the lovely Seren, and we are confident you will feel the same!
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107 High Street
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Opening Hours
| Monday | 8:30am - 6:30pm |
| Tuesday | 8:30am - 6:30pm |
| Wednesday | 8:30am - 6:30pm |
| Thursday | 8:30am - 6:30pm |
| Friday | 8:30am - 6:30pm |
| Saturday | 8:30am - 2:30pm |
