Advanced Principles in Modern-Computing

WHEN YOU'RE SITTING NEXT TO A HOT-STOVE FOR 3 MINUTES, YOU'D THINK THAT IT'S BEEN 3 HOURS: BUT WHEN YOU'RE SITTING NEXT TO A GAL FOR 3 HOURS, YOU'D THINK THAT IT'S BEEN ONLY 3 MINUTES. THAT'S RELATIVITY.

MEMOIRS AT PRINCETON.
ALBERT EINSTEIN.

AND WHEN LIKE HER, OH SAKI, YOU
SHALL PASS
AMONG THE GUESTS STAR-SCATTER'D
ON THE GRASS,
AND IN YOUR JOYOUS ERRAND REACH
THE SPOT
WHERE I MADE ONE - TURN DOWN AN
EMPTY GLASS!

POEM 101.
FINALE OF THE EPIC.
THE RUBAIYAT OF OMAR KHAYYAM.

NB. SAKI = CUPBEARER.

EXPLANATION: ONE DAY, WE WILL ALL DIE; SO WHY NOT ENJOY OURSELVES AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!

1988 - FULL MEMBER OF THE INSTITUTE OF DATA PROCESSING MANAGEMENT, LONDON.

1999 - FELLOW OF THE INSTITUTE FOR THE MANAGEMENT OF INFORMATION SYSTEMS.
(INSTITUTE'S NAME-CHANGE)

2016 - FELLOW OF THE BRITISH COMPUTER SOCIETY.
(MERGER BETWEEN THE TWO BODIES)

2016 - CHARTERED IT PROFESSIONAL.
(RECIPROCITY)