COMPETENT Productions

// SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT! //

On a white Christmas Eve in heaven, singing sensation Bing Crosby (yes, Bing Crosby!) introduces three darkly comic yuletide tales, each by a different writer...

In 'Joy!' by Hannah Roze Lewis , a lonely cleaner makes the best of a Christmas spent with only her mops for company. In 'The Night Before' by Daniel McCreanor, two apocalypse survivors have their faith tested on Christmas Eve, 2049. And in Daniel Sean Henry's 'Santa Paws', a hapless garden centre employee sees a chance to step into Santa's shoes...

'COMPETENT CHRISTMAS CRACKERS' is the first ever Christmas anthology show from Competent Productions. Featuring a varied selection of brand-new pieces and a sprinkling of Crosby crooning, this unique fringe theatre offering will be sure to make your day both merry AND bright!

"Christmas Crackers will bring together three unique writers for three very different festive plays, tied together with Yuletide silliness and songs. It's a live anthology show, a bit like a Twilight Zone Christmas Special, hosted by Bing Crosby. If that doesn't sell it to you, I don't know what will." - 'Dan' Sean Henry, Director

Featuring Daniel McCreanor, Jess Armstrong, Becky Webb and Elissa Cooper.

Sunday 10th December, 7:30pm
Studio Three,
Tickets: £8.00 / £6.50 student

Do book ahead to avoid disappointment - this show is for one night only! Tickets can be bought through our mates over at The Creative Wire. Visit https://www.likemindedproductions.co.uk/store to purchase.

// HORROR MOVIE QUIZ NIGHT //

Calling all scary movie maniacs! This month's COMPETENT QUIZ NIGHT will be a spine-tingling evening of chin-rubbing trivia, covering all your horror movie favourites...

So if you're a Freddy fanatic, a child of Chucky or just looking for an excuse to Get Out... this is the Quiz Night for you!

There'll be a MINIMUM £50 cash jackpot prize. The more players we have, the bigger the jackpot - at our Simpsons Quiz, we gave away a whopping £104! Plus, bonus prizes, button badges and a bloody delicious themed cocktail for the occasion!

So gather your coven and get on down to the Arts Bar. Fancy dress is encouraged - there'll be a bonus prize for our best dressed team of the night!

COMPETENT QUIZ NIGHT:
HORROR MOVIE SPECIAL
Wednesday 25th October, 8:00pm
Arts Bar Hope Street
Entry, £2.00 per person
Arts Bar Hope Street

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// BEST. QUIZ. EVER! //

For the re-launch of the COMPETENT QUIZ NIGHT, we asked you which of our Greatest Hits you'd like us to re-visit. The topic you chose is... THE SIMPSONS!

We can't wait to bring another cromulent evening of yellow-tinged trivia to Arts Bar Hope Street! Last time, we only covered seasons 1-12 of the show. This time, the questioning will span the entire run so far PLUS the movie, video games and more!

There'll be an exclusive themed cocktail, button badges, bonus prizes PLUS a MINMUM £50 cash jackpot to be won. The more players we have, the BIGGER the prize! (Our record stands at £130!)

So gather your pin pals and grab a round of Duffs - it's time to prove how SMRT you really are!

COMPETENT QUIZ NIGHT:
SIMPSONS SPECIAL
Wednesday 27th September
Arts Bar Hope Street, 8:00pm
Entry £2 per person

Be sure to DM to reserve a table for your team!
Max team size: 6