Yorkshire Tea

From next week, all employees will be required to bring in their own teaspoons from home.

This is due to the theft of the entire stock of company teaspoons by a group of grizzled but loveable ageing Yorkshire gangsters who got back together for one last heist.

Look at this absolutely majestic display! Brings a tear to the eye, it does.

P.S. This is at Myers of Keswick in New York

If you get too hot today, just stare at this nice, cold image.

And if that doesn't work, we recommend going to Sainsbury's, buying the product depicted in the image and pouring it into your face.