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The Labour Party having forced Keir Starner to resign as they weren’t confident in his leadership, and policies, have advocated Andy Burnham for their next Prime Minister, so he would have all the Labour M.P,s support to take this country forward with Labour policies.
Having stood for the Makerfield by election and won, (leaving Manchester having to elect a new Mayor) some members of the Labour party who should have elected him unopposed are now having second thoughts and are saying he will still have to have a leadership contest (even though he will win) just to show everyone how democratic the Labour Party is. This means we will not have a fully committed Prime Minister until around Sept..
So one wonders that if he already has opposition just to get the leadership, how long it will be before he loses the confidence of his M.P,s and has to resign..
In the present political climate everyone seems to think that big problems (economy, foreign affairs, defence, etc) can be fixed in a few days..
No one seems to have told these M.P,s or Andy Burnham ,that when he becomes Prime minister he will have the same problems as Keir Starmer did.

Rumour has it that The Labour Party may seek advise from the FA (Football Association) regarding changing managers after every couple of losing Games.

r.u.seerius
Please note the opinions above are not necessarily loony party policy and should be taken with a pinch of salt (twice daily)

Please Share....We are pleased to announce our
Manicfesto for Makerfield Bye Bye Election 2026

We will stand for this election on the basis that its nothing to do with the local constituents and merely a Career move for our Leader.

Bickershaw waste site will be moved next to the Houses of Parliament. See how they like it next to their facilities.

We will start planning for Roads, Houses ,Schools, Employment etc, now for 2106 as it takes around 80 years to be implemented. (re Wigan-Bolton A5225 bypass)

Along with the existing Government policy for levelling up the North with the South, we will provide free Spirit Levels to all.

To help with the Cost of Living..We will get rid of VAT as it adds no value.

To help with the Cost of Living and to raise money for the Treasury we will Convert Numbers 10 and 11 Downing Street into a Hair salon, Which we will call ‘Government CutZ’

We will replace employees of the Border Force with GP receptionists. This will dramatically reduce the number of people getting in.

The MOT is an annual test to ensure that your car is roadworthy. We will introduce a ROT, an annual test to make sure all roads are car worthy.

In an effort to reduce the problems faced by the NHS , it is proposed to reduce pregnancy from nine to seven months ?

We will reduce hospital waiting lists by using a smaller font.

To make things fairer we will introduce a Court of Human Lefts.

Once in Government, we will replace the Foreign Secretary with a British one!

Published by Mr R.U.Seerius for Alan Howlin Laud Hope on behalf of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party. 59 Newbarn Close..Fleet. Hants GU51 5HU