SynthPrincipal

The 5:01 PM transition from Employee to Brain in a Metal Box is undefeated🚙👇🏼

The second you shut the door of your 2008 Honda,
the confessions start.

It’s the only place you can finally admit that yes,
YOU were the one who ate Alice’s missing pudding from the office fridge. 🥄

You turn the key, blast the radio to drown out the sound of your transmission begging for mercy, and hit that first red light. 🚦

…and the spiral begins.

Suddenly... You're:
👉🏼 Calculating where you’d be right now if you had a trust fund

👉🏼 Wondering if those damn lottery numbers will EVER finally deliver

👉🏼 And obsessing if you sounded weird when you said "you too" to the barista

The light turns green. You merge onto the highway and turn the music up even louder, just trying to outrun your own thoughts.

But obviously.. you just spiral even harder, thinking back to the time you confidently waved at a stranger who was waving to someone behind you.

We can't stop the overthinking... but we CAN give you the soundtrack for it.

Comment the word SPIRAL below, and we’ll send the secret link to the new track straight to your DMs! 🚗💨

P.S. If Alice asks about the pudding, take it to your grave. 🫠

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SynthPrincipal (Dan).

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