SLEAZE

And I would have earned some club card points. Oh well. Anyone wanna meet me in the park near the shop that sells poppers? I’ve got the mini rig bass but no mini rig. Or charger.

Don’t call us layabouts!
Another day another opportunity to perform our songs to the deserving public. Only we can do what we do so with that in mind, come and have a truly immersive experience with the band. Experience in real time what it’s like to go into a pub and watch live music. Tap your card into the reader on the door for entry, our specially trained door person will trade it for a special mark on your hand. For the true die hard reality searchers, they also accept cash in the form of Stirling or Euros. As your eyes adjust to the meticulously orchestrated lighting, let’s your other senses taste the air which has been treated with a highly sophisticated “pub mist” a heady blend of aromas and essential oils. It will then be your time to be served by one of the “bar staff” all individual characters developed over a lifetime. Once again use your special access card to purchase an array of refreshments including peanuts and rose to name but a few. Then find a spot to take in the action as the experience blossoms around you.

Life is immersive theatre and all you need to experience it is a few quid, or a pal with a few quid. Just don’t take the p**s.

A Night At The Windmill presented by Drunk Bunch


Amen.