Daily gags

Once in a while take a bath, dress well and go to the airport and ask for the flight 🛫 prices just to shock poverty 🤷🤔🤣_

You don’t need a therapist when you have attaya friends. We’ll sit 3 hours, solve world problems, and still forget what we were stressing about 😜🤣😂

*Secondary school teachers be líke 😒 "We are not going deep into this topic🙅‍♂️, when you get to the University you'll be taught😌"… And then the University lecturers will come & say, "We won’t talk much about this🙅‍♂️, they taught you in secondary school"… leaving us cōnfús£d líke mumu 🤦‍♀️🥲

Emperor

If your money isn't enough to solve your problems please spend the money... Spoil yourself and at least face your problems in good health.... Good evening 🙏

*For those who are in a relationship but still feel like you are single, we have a meeting tomorrow 🤦‍♀️😌🤷‍♀️😊 we need to such boringness out 😹😫*

*You already know girls like money then why are you disturbing girls when you don't have money.... are you okay?*🤭😂😂

*Smoking and getting high with your friends is fun until one of them starts crying and wants their ex back 😁*

I will marry my book and give birth to success” finally get pregnant.
I ask her which subject is responsible?
She say its ‘‘Civic!!!’’

If I mention her name now, people would say I hatë the girl but I know some people knows who I meant.
😬😠😅

I go try get babe before the raining season.
Wetin do me last year must not happen to me again.