Prague Insight

CZECH LADY WHO PERFORMED ORAL S*X OPENS HER MOUTH AGAIN

The Czech woman who hit the headlines last week after foiling an armed robber by performing oral s*x on him has opened her mouth again to speak out about her terrifying experience.

The incident happened at a petrol station in Bratislava. The 36-year-old Czech woman needed a ‘smoke’ and entered the establishment to buy ci******es. At that point, an armed man pointed a gun at the station assistant and demanded the contents of the cash register.

He then grabbed the Czech lady (who he believed to be an employee) and forced her into the back office to open the safe. It was then that the lady offered her version of ‘stiff’ resistance in the form of flirting.

“He said he would kill me and that he wanted money. He repeated it several times. At that moment, I couldn’t think of anything other than to take off my jacket and sweater and to show him my strengths,” said the woman.

She described the man (who turned out to be Serbian) as being very easy to seduce and went on to say that, “he began to undress and he demanded oral s*x from me, so I satisfied him. I knew that the pump staff would definitely deal with this situation and call the police”, she added.

She was right, because her selfless act allowed enough time for the police to get there and apprehend the man. No doubt the coppers arrested him for possession of swollen (sorry, I meant stolen) goods.

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Needle In A Czech Haystack

Only Four European Countries Have Administered Less Vaccines

After a bright beginning, Babis and Co’s handling of the virus has been criticised by many. Since last Autumn, the figures deteriorated, but perhaps the worst number of all appeared on the Statistica website a few days ago, when it emerged that Czech Republic ranked 29th of 33 European countries when it came to COVID-19 vaccination doses administered in Europe as of January 18th. It literally seems to be akin to finding a needle in a haystack!

The United Kingdom had the highest COVID-19 vaccination rate in Europe having administered 6.65 doses per 100 people in the country. Denmark came in second with 2.94 vaccinations per 100 people, followed by Malta, Slovenia and Spain.

Czech Republic administered only 0.66 vaccinations per 100 people. Only Luxembourg, Netherlands, Serbia and Bulgaria managed a lower figure than that.

There is just no excuse. They should have been better prepared. More vaccines should have been ordered. More locations should have been secured. The vaccine reservation system should have been ready. Truly pathetic! The people will continue to pay for their shortcomings.

Dry January Could Become Dry February

Vaccination Strategy An Absolute Joke

The fact that bars were closed made life much easier for all those who opted to stay off the booze and endure a “Dry January”. And if recent evidence is anything to go by, they may be tempted to extend their sobriety throughout February.

All the recent signs seem to indicate that the closure of bars and restaurants will continue throughout February and perhaps well into March.

Despite a slight increase of the R number yesterday, the spread of the virus generally seems to be slowing down. However, the concern for the authorities is that the number of hospitalisations is still too great.

At present, there are more than 6.000 people hospitalised with Covid-19 and the Government has hinted that there will be no switch to Pes Level 4 until that number reaches the 4.000 mark. Furthermore, they have also indicated that the number should be closer to 2.000 before they consider allowing us to visit our favourite watering hole again.

Add in the fact that the new and more infectious strain seems to be lingering close to the Czech borders and it seems highly unlikely that pubs and restaurants will open in the coming weeks.

Regarding the country’s vaccination programme which we all thought would be our knight in shining armour. It remains an absolute joke – no more words needed!