Calm Not Cluttered

🧹 The Ultimate Part-Time Morning Gig

⏰ Monday – Friday | 9:30 AM – 1:30 PM

Location: West End & Wolseley (No long city commutes!)
Are you a parent needing to be done by school pickup? Or a hospitality pro looking to stack cash before your evening shift? Calm Not Cluttered is hiring a residential cleaner, and we respect your time.

💰 The Pay: Skill Over Hours

Start at $20.00/hour during training.

The Training: We teach you "the eye" for detail and efficiency skills so you never miss a beat.

The Transition: Once you're up to speed, we move you to a Flat-Rate Pay System.

The Reward: We reward efficiency. If a job is scheduled for 4 hours but your skills let you crush it to perfection in 3, you still get paid for the full job. Your speed is your raise!

🌟 Why You’ll Love It:

Breathe Easy: Strictly eco-friendly, non-toxic products. No harsh chemicals.

Everything Provided: We supply (and clean) all tools and cloths. Just show up!

The Vibe: Put your headphones in, listen to your podcasts, and get to work. No micromanaging.

🔍 We Are Looking For Someone Who:

Finds cleaning genuinely satisfying (loves that hit of dopamine when a room looks perfect).

Is 100% trustworthy, reliable, and can pass a background check.

Valid driver's license and reliable vehicle
Yes, this job is phsyical. Must be to lift 30-40 lbs

We Don’t Recommend: Chlorine Bleach for Everyday Cleaning*

*1. It’s rough on your home surfaces*
Bleach is corrosive. It pits natural stone counters, strips sealant off hardwood, eats grout, rusts metal fixtures, and discolors laminate. It also leaves a salt residue that attracts dirt — so counters feel “sticky-clean” for 1 day then grimy again. And it destroys rubber seals in dishwashers + fridges.

*2. It’s rough on your air + pipes*
Never mix bleach with vinegar, ammonia, or even toilet bowl cleaner — it makes chlorine gas. Even alone, bleach fumes linger. It vents into your HVAC and recirculates. Pour it down drains and it kills good bacteria in septic systems + reacts with other chemicals in city pipes.

*3. And most importantly: the effect on human health*
Bleach is a lung irritant. CDC + EPA flag it for asthma attacks, COPD flare-ups, and chemical pneumonia. Clients report “cleaning headaches,” brain fog, burning eyes, and dizzy spells after mopping with it. Skin contact = burns. And the residue sits on high-chair trays, cutting boards, and toys where kids + pets touch it. If you smell “clean,” you’re breathing it.

*What we use instead — and on what:*
*When bleach _is_ needed*: CDC recommends it only for blood spills, norovirus outbreaks, or raw sewage. 1/3 cup per gallon, ventilated, gloves, never mixed. For daily cleaning? Overkill.