Creepy Colin Musical Comedy

Society be like: GET EDUCATED
Also society: NOT LIKE THAT

HELP I'M ON THE BALCONY AND IM AFRAID OF HEIGHTS

Never get old
Go outside
Chase that bumblebee

"Give me a mothaf**kin scotch egg"

- Toju TMBL

I am a silly goose

I think my brain has constipation

Getting ready to leave work be like "in 3 hours I can finally go back to having a personality"

Thinking about that cringe thing you did 10 years ago is the equivalent to giving yourself a brain freeze

I am a friend to g**s
And gay to friends

Slipping on my shoes before leaving the house late for work makes me feel like a goddamn sneaky link