Storyteller Beverages

Bright and refreshing with clean vodka base and the crisp tartness of cranberry. Perfect for sunny Sunday afternoons! 7% ABV. You're welcome.

🍁 Proudly Made In Ontario.

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A lil' twist on the classic. Same lager, different story. 🍓🍺

Brewed with hops, chaos, and a questionable amount of strawberries. Think of a smoothie, but make it really fruity. A beer that identifies as a fruit now. This might upset some purists and somewhere, a brewer just shed a tear.

It's genius but also a crime. No in between. If this offends you, it's working.

Tag your enemies who would actually drink this. You're welcome.

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📍Available at Convenience Stores, Grocery, Circle K, 7-Eleven, Sobeys & Metro locations across Ontario.