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Weekly Weakly Written Scene of the Week!
Christmas Miracles... In February?
What does Christmas mean to you? To Tyson Barry, it meant fresh snow on the lawn and a joyous holiday season that he had always loved since he was a small boy. He had a strong work ethic in everything that he did, especially leading up the wintry holiday. His big dream was to be Santa, though as he grew up he realized how unrealistic that really was. He lives in that one house that you’d see in the neighbourhood that was just… to much. He literally changed his middle name is Nicholas. Guess why? Yeah, St. Nicholas. One thing was also for certain; he loved snow globes. He made sure to collect 365, for every day of the year. Funnily enough, he met his wife Mary through his fascination of snow globes. It was his charm and charisma about the five he had brought with him to a blind dating event downtown that really caught her eye. It was after the marriage that things got heated though. She caught him once having spent $50,000 on old World War II air raid spotlights to use as holiday lights, and they had to take a break for a while. In his older years Tyson Barry realized that he could pursue his true passions of Christmas in a new way, by working as the Santa Claus at the local mall to try and keep the festered spirit alive and follow his dream of being Santa Claus… ish.

Weekly weakly written scene of the week! Welcome to TUTS rehab, where it’s easier to quit. Today we meet Phyllis and Clint, two people with different addictions. Phyllis loves to smoke, whereas Clint is a rapper. We see the two meet for the first time as they try to figure out how to eat a rutabaga that they found in Phyllis’ pocket. Success was met, and the two formed an unlikely bond in the process.

The 1st weekly weakly written scene of 2020!
Once upon a time, there was a couple who were just trying to see if they were a good match... intimately. The two were setting up, grabbing toys just in case they were needed. Suddenly, horror struck the young man when he realized that his lovers bed wasn’t made! How could someone be so careless with an unmade bed when someone comes over? The man knew the only solution was to grab his press, and press both the bed and his lover. This was interrupted by the man’s wife, who was both shocked and upset to find her husband in such a compromising situation.