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As a Man lost his cheque booklet, He decided to go to the bank after 2 days to report. Here is the conversation between him and the bank manager.

Bank manager : But I warned you to be careful with your cheque book because anyone can forge your signature.

Man: I am not a f00l, I have already signed all the cheques, so they won't have space to forge my signature!

What would you do in this case

Professional BuSY-BEE

My girlfriend left her phone on the kitchen counter, face up. Suddenly, a notification popped up:

"My Absolute Everything 💖: Are you free tonight?"

I didn't ask questions.
I didn't argue.
I didn't wait for an explanation.

I packed my bags in complete silence, preparing for the most dramatic exit of my life.

I slammed the front door, walked straight past a man standing in the driveway, and disappeared into the sunset...

Two minutes later, my phone buzzed.

Her: "Babe... why did you just ignore your own dad and walk past him like a stranger?"

Turns out... "My Absolute Everything" was the name she saved my father's contact under. 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

Lesson: Sometimes the biggest plot twists are created by our own imagination.