Mermaid Cleaning YEG

Important Update ✨

After giving it a genuine try, I’ve decided to close this page.

Unfortunately, Facebook’s business messaging system has repeatedly prevented me from replying to customers who reached out directly. Messages coming in that I’m not allowed to respond to is not something I can run a reliable business on, and it’s led to missed connections that are completely out of my control.

Going forward, I’ll be operating exclusively on Instagram, where messaging is consistent and I can actually respond to you in real time.

👉 Please follow me on Instagram: .cleaners.yeg

Holiday chaos?
Grinch in the kitchen?
Beast in the oven?

Call the Mermaids.
We’ll clean the Who out of anything

🎄✨ Holiday Hosting Starts in the Fridge… Not the Living Room ✨🧜‍♀️

Christmas dinner is coming and if your fridge or pantry looks like the Island of Misfit Containers… the Mermaids are here to save your sanity.

We’ll
• Clear out expired food
• Deep-clean shelves and drawers
• Organize everything by zones
• Make space for holiday groceries, leftovers, and all the grandma treats
• Leave your kitchen sparkling and ready for hosting

Because nothing says Merry Christmas like opening a fridge that doesn’t cause emotional damage.

🧜‍♀️💚 Book your Holiday Fridge & Pantry Refresh now.
Limited spots before Christmas.

Send us a message to grab your spot! 🙋🏼💪🏻💃🏽💞💌✍️🎶

Mermaids don’t do lazy.
If you want lazy, ask your kids, your husband, or the last cleaner who “totally got the baseboards.” 😂

We scrub like we’re being judged on national television.
We shine like a landlord with a flashlight is following behind us.
We may be a little unhinged but we clean like the rent is due.

If you want a clean that actually LOOKS clean, send us a message.
We’re not cheap — but neither is replacing your damage deposit. 💅✨ 🙋🏼💪🏻💃🏽💞💌✍️🎶

Holiday chaos creeping in? 🎄😅
Let us swim in and save your sanity.

You relax and sip your wine — we’ll handle the scrubbing, shining, and stress.
Fast, efficient, mature cleaners with 30+ years of real-life experience.
Your home will sparkle. Your shoulders will drop. Your to-do list will shrink.

Book your holiday clean now and breathe easier. 🧜‍♀️✨ 🙋🏼💪🏻💃🏽💞💌✍️🎶

Moving out?
Let us guess… your old place suddenly looks like it aged 40 years overnight. 😂
Don’t stress — we love a good “end-of-lease miracle.”

We scrub, you pack.
We shine, you sign.
You hand over the keys, and your landlord wonders if you secretly hired a fairy godmother.

Two mermaids.
Zero excuses.
Maximum sparkle.

Message us to book your move-out clean — and enjoy your fresh start without the chaos. 🧜‍♀️✨

Your landlord will find something — unless we clean it first.
We’re move-out specialists and we know every detail landlords check.
Get your full deposit back and move stress-free.

✨ Message “MOVE OUT” for a quote. 🙋🏼💪🏻💃🏽💞💌✍️🎶

Moving soon? Don’t lose money.
We handle full move-out cleans that meet landlord + property manager standards.
Get your entire damage deposit back.

📲 DM us to reserve your spot!

🙋🏼💪🏻💃🏽💞💌✍️🎶