Feline Behaviour Coach

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY WEEK! (And the kitties get the gifts)

My birthday is this Thursday, June 18th, but instead of unwrapping presents, I want to celebrate by spoiling some amazing cats.

If your kitty shares a birthday/adoption month with me, this is your time to shine.

The Birthday Giveaway
I am giving away two prizes to celebrate:
Grand Prize: One free behaviour consultation, tailored specifically to your cat’s behavior of concern.
Runner-Up: One behaviour consultation at 50% off, tailored specifically to your cat’s behavior of concern.

How to Enter
To enter, you just need to do two things:
1. Prove your cat was either born in June or adopted in June. Since you cannot drop photos in Instagram comments, you must send a DM with proof of their June birthday or adoption day.

This could be a photo of an adoption certificate, a vet record, or official rescue paperwork. I want to see those receipts.

2. Leave a comment on this post letting me know you sent your DM, and share this post to your stories so other June kitties can join the party.

Make sure you are following to be eligible.

Deadlines & Winners
Entries close: June 30th.
Winners announced: First week of July.

Let’s celebrate the June babies and their adoption days. Head over to my DMs with your receipts to enter.

Note: recent veterinarian checkup records may be required.

Signs Your Cat Actually Owns Your Home (and You’re Just the Live-In Landlord)

Let’s be completely honest for a second. We like to use words like “guardian” or “owner,” but the minute a cat crosses your threshold, the deed to the house magically changes names.

If you’ve ever looked at your life and realized a 9-pound animal with no job calls all the shots, you are definitely not alone. Here are the undeniable signs that your cat is the undisputed head of your household:

The Food Thief: He doesn’t beg for food. Begging is for amateurs. He simply saunters up, locks eyes, and takes whatever you are currently chewing. Your permission is completely optional.

The Interior Designer: RIP to your carefully curated aesthetic. Your living room is no longer a cozy space for guests; it’s a high-velocity kitty jungle gym. Scratching posts are the new statement furniture, and your couch permanently wears a slipcover.

The Underfoot Cleaning Hazard: There is a literal law written into the feline universe that states: The second the litter scoop touches the plastic, thy feline must immediately deposit a fresh, steaming presentation. It’s a compliment, really. They just like to use the VIP facilities while the janitorial staff is on-site.

The Midnight Toe Monster: Sleeping with your feet exposed is a high-stakes extreme sport. You think you’re getting a nice, peaceful REM cycle, and suddenly your foot is a high-value target for a 3:00 AM pounce.

The Auto-Delivery Kingpin:
Your own grocery list is mostly instant coffee and existential dread, but “His Royal Highness” has premium catnip, organic treats, and interactive toys on a strict, unbreakable Amazon subscription. Miss a delivery date? Expect formal complaints.
But honestly... would we even want it any other way?