Destination Nowhere

So I met this absolute loon of a woman in this pub, who first tried to convince me that aliens built stone henge and then introduced me to this poem. Hits the nail on the head for me. (As I sit here posting this she is trying to convince her friend that Somalian pirates are addicted to a magical plant.) http://mwkworks.com/desiderata.html

Max Ehrmann's "Desiderata" Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.