Mhiz Rafiu

●Surah Fatiha protects one from the Anger of ALLAH.

●Surah Yaseen protects one from the thirst of the Day of Judgment.

●Surah Waqia protects one frome poverty and starvation.

●Surah Mulk protects one from the punishment of grave.

●Surah Kauther Protects one from the enmity of the enemy.

●Surah Kafiroon protects one from the Kufr at the time of death.

●Surah Ikhlaas protects one from hypocrisy.

●Surah Falaq protects one from calamities.

● Surah Naas protects one from evil thoughts.

1. She says “Mën are dogs” then she gets pregnänt, gives birth to a boy & she is posting pics “My little angel”
No ! That’s a puppy ??? 😀😂
2. Dear smokërs,
The kidney you are damaging with cigarette, why not sell it and buy Range Rover for your parents and take blessings 🤷😕😂
3. It’s only a Nigerian mother that will wake you up at 2am in the morning to beät you for an offençe you committed 2pm yesterday, my dear that is what we call CARRYOVER BEATING !!! 🤭😂
4. Just when I thought I have seen it all, voom... this släy queen just came out if nowhere asking one phone repairer “Uncle do you flash power bank, I want to flash my own”
And the young man replied: yes I can even flash transformer too... 😒🚶‍♀️🤣
5. “When Naija babe is tired of you”
Guy: Bae can we see today ?
Bae: Are we blind before ? 😏
Abi am I lyïng 😀😂
6. One good thing about being ügly is that at least you would be least considered for ritüals. Dem no dey use JUJU do JUJU na ! 😕😂
7. Females have magical powers !
They get wet without water...
They bleëd without injury...
They make boneless meat härd...
They make men eat without cooking...
They produce milk without eating grass...
But I know one day, knowledge will not kïll me... 🥺
I’m slowly becoming a philosopher 🤗😁😂
8. The most beautiful girl in my street visited me today and I arranged the house for the first time...
Up till now, I’m still wondering how I managed to place my cupboard in my fridge 🤭🤣
9. Some people will come to the ATM, see others on queue and still ask “is it paying” ?
No, we came to vote for Buhari Again...
Abeg shift jare ! 😏😅
10. I will be naming my daughter “Pregnänt” so when a guy meets her:
Guy: Hi, am “Martins”
Her: Hi, am “Pregnänt”
* Case Closed * 😀
☞mhiz_rafiu

He : Baby are you ready?

She : yes I'm ready love we have been waiting for this for two years..

He : yes we have baby

She : Promise me you won't leave me after taking my vīrgīñity

He : I promise my baby

She : Okay love so we are going to use cøndøm?

He : Baby I trust you and you trust me.So I don't see a reason for us to use a cøndøm.

She : Yes love I trust you.

He : Are you sure you are ready baby?

She : Yes love

20 minutes later (After Knäcking)

He : Wow that was great baby

She : yes love it was great but I'm in pain now

He : Sorry baby you have to be in pain because it was your first time

She : Okay love hope second time it won't be painful

He : Nah baby second time it won't be painful.

(𝐅𝐞𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫)

She : Love I'm pregnant

He : You what?

She : (crying) I'm pregnant

(The boy didn't say anything for a few minutes then he got up and went to his room and got back after 15 minutes)

He : (On his knees) I have been waiting for this day for three years.So will you make me the happiest man in this world? Will you please marry me?

She : (Crying) yes I will marry you

He : Wow thank you baby I love you so much

She : I love you too my future husband.

𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫

The girl give birth to a beautiful baby girl.

*A year later they got married*.....

All of you thought he was going to break her heart?😂
With ur fóreheads like hospital bucket 😂

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The following morning Billy packed his clothes quietly, Jess by his side. Billy's emotions were on the edge, he could cry at any minute.

Jess was fighting her own battle; her heart was breaking.

Billy picked up his suitcase and put his arm around Jess as they walked to the truck. Throwing the bag in the back, Billy stood face to face with Jess, pulling her close for an emotional kìss.

"Jess, I could stay..."

"No Billy, you can't stay. You have to go home, back to your family and friends. You have your whole life in front of you. You can't stay here on this farm with an old lady."

"God Jess, you know you are not old. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I love you," Billy said, tears streaming from his eyes.

"Billy, I love you with all my heart, but you know we can never be together. You will find someone one day and forget all about me."

"Never, I will never forget you Jess," Billy said kìssing her one last time.

"Here," Jess said, handing Billy a small wrapped package. "Don't open it now."

"Jess, I told you I didn't want anything more from you, you have given me more than any man has a right to expect."

"I know what you said, please take it."

The long ride was a quiet one, both of them feeling that if they spoke they would become emotional all over again and the tears would flow.

When they were standing at the open door of the bus, Billy and Jess shared one last hug. All the tears they had been holding back began to fall.

Billy got on the bus and sat in a window seat, looking out at Jess as tears streamed down his cheeks.

As the bus pulled away, Billy looked down at the wrapped package in his lap. Wiping his eyes, he removed the wrapping and opened the box. A smile found its way through the tears when he saw a pair of his Jess's silk panties folded neatly. When he picked them up, a pack of money fell to his lap. Billy opened the folded money and saw that there were f