Compton Burgers

You heard the rumours. You thought we went rogue. 🤫
Truth is, we’ve just been busy in the lab perfecting the formula. 🧪 The blue stuff? That’s just the special sauce glowing up.
We aren't open just yet. We’re making sure this comeback is explosive. 🔥
Stay tuned. The new era of Compton Burgers Perth is almost finished cooking.

While you were sleeping, I was studying the spatula. 🍔⚔️
They call us 'cringe' because they fear our frequency. We don't operate on Perth time; we operate on Mars time (shoutout to the haters). 🚀
The wolf does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep. 🐺💸