Off World Colony

Soooooooo...

Tonight at Lambda is Sports themed
So CUM join us in da club if u are wanting to grind on some sporty minge

We will be serving up tunes that will guarantee to get them juices flowing ;)

p.s po****ng is inevitable

p.p.s you'll most likely be swimming in those juices

p.p.p.s bring swim cap and goggles

****ng

Yo Yo Yo

We have sum good news for all of our fans!

After our national tour at the end of last year "Colony" took some time off to improve his $wag, leaving "Off World" too pick up the slack BUT tonight "Colony" is back!

The "OWC Revived" tour begins TONIGHT!

The first show will be Friends at Alhambra Lounge. We will be playing all those old school jams from 12:30-1:30

Cum on in to see "Colony's" improved swag which takes OWC to a whole new level

P.s. sneak preview of new swag can be seen in the attachment below

Today we had a big fight because mc skoot do**he bag s**t friend slippery gypsy dykman thinks he is too cool to get lunch with probably his only friend left on this planet (me).

This is an old photo of how close we used to be, but now it is just a faded memory that's makes my eyes rain. Upon this argument we decided to go separate ways so tonight you will see me djing while Scott attempts to get into the dj booth but we won't let him because he is a d-bag (as stated in his name above).

Don't burn bridges guys, but if you do and you find yourself swimming in a ocean of tearz (lel) maybe you should Set Sail your way into lambda tonight for 11:00-12:30.*

*This is a promotion status for the band Set Sail