Septic Tank 5

my farts are the stuff of legend, rumbling, like distant thunder, yet personal and intimate in the way their frequencies strike

I have a fascination with p**p. I don't eat it or anything, but I kinda want to p**p on a girls chest and have s*x in it. A**l s*x of course

Ran out of coffee
Pooped in my mug instead and got my daily dose of s**t