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26/07/2025

Hi bo lavi into yobhala ineqonya phakathi vele ndibenomsebenzi omninzi ekhe ndabuya kungabhaleki but ndizomane ndisithi fa fa at least kusathe huu kancinci emsebi .

20/06/2025

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Zezika

Buhambile ubusuku sihleli sithandana nomntu wam sana bebemane bejika emnyango aba .

Kuthe kobetha o 12 ndaphakama ndiyoba jonga uba basahleli na aba.
Ndifike kucinyiwe meaning balele .
Ndaqonda mandivule fridge kuba ndinxaniwe.
Sana ndifike kukho bucket lika KFC eline pieces eziy 6 . Ndathatha zay 3 ndafudumeza ndayoziminca nomntu wam .
Ugqiba kwethu u*iminca sivasile salala cum.

Sizovuswa yi knock eshushu xandithi sana sekusile meaning silele one, enyinto inoba nokwakuvasa kubene galelo.
Siphakame sanxiba i gouns ndavula ifestile u tatabo wovula emnyango bangene betsale ubuso abasisi bobathathu .

Bamanye: And then nangasbulisi? Khange silale nani nina.
Namisa: Babana niyidleleni inyama ekngayona eyenu?
Bamanye: Hayibo yeyemali kabani?
Thingo: But daddy mommy said we should not count you in whatever that we are buying . So you guy's didn't have a right to eat what doesn't belong to you.
Me: Wanito beziy 6 nje eza piece so bezi enough for umntu wonke .
Nothile: Hawu Mah ngeke mfethu uthena asithenge for us ene singan bali ngtsheleni ke niydle kanjani inyama ebenithe singanbali kuyona ? Yes we bought 9 pieces ngoba we wanted to have 3 pieces each. Mese nina nivukwa ubsela niyantshontsha nina manje Babami?
Thingo: Mina angikhulumi nix ngicela inyama yami
Me: Ingase niqale nizifunele abayeni benu then nithethele inyama . Cabanga sendithethiswa for inyama yemali yendoda yami. Yeyam le ndoda tshi.
Nothile: Mah mah khokhani inyama no Baba please whether it's your husband's money or not khokhani phela boma ntshontshane benyama silele sirhonqa kamnandi kanti nina nishaya ama meat heist cabanga .
Bamanye: Hehehehe hayibo baby why ungatshongo ba uyibile inyama?
Me: Bendingayazi asibalwanga.
Bamanye: Asibalwanga kuba uthe masingabalwa nje mnkam ngamazwi akho kwawena ujike uphinde ube inyama yabantwana.
Me: Wanito ,Naughty Nonny ,Wantina u mama uyaxolisa ke i didn't know anisibalanga nyani mna . Xolweni manyani bantwana baka mama tell you what? U daddy uzovuka ahambe nani niyothenga anything you guys want for ubuyisa inyama yenu.
Bamanye: I anything izobhatalwa ngubani? Sisi wam ubuwedwa kwi meat heist kodwa ngoku xa kubhatalwa kubhatala mna ndingenaphi.
Me: Ngubani otye i piece eziy 2 kanti?
Bamanye: Bendizinikwe ngubani?
Me: But khange ndiku gun point ba zithathe nke nkani u*ithathe juba urhala .
Bamanye: Akuve uyiqili Maduma
Me: Baby i bills zomfazi onendoda engena randi elishokoxekileyo zibhatalwa yindoda yakhe .
Bamanye: I don't mind paying but eyoya nabo ukuyothenga i "anything" yiyo endine problem nayo.
Me: But baby ndifuna u clean apha endlini nje .
Lomzuzu nihambileyo ndizaku clean .
Nothile: Usakhuluma ngendaba ye cleaning Mah ubulele ekamelenu lami ? Ngibone umbedo uxegile ngabona ne panty lakho .
Me: I panty yam e roomini yam ?
Nothile: Mana ngililande Mah.

Uphumile wayoyilanda .
Xandijonga lombhemu uyaziphekuza ndavele ndayiqonda ikhona ingxaki.
Ubuye nayo u Nothile i panty and ayoyam.

Me: Enkosi baby i think iwe ngo bendisisa into zakho endandizivasile e roomini yakho. Ne bhedi i think ndihlake phezu kwayo ngoko sorry ngingayilungisi Mankwali .
Nothile: No problem mamami ngiyezwa .
Me: Nonnis kamama how about uyokwenzela osisi bakho ipapa then nivase umama naye uzovasa sizoya kuthenga i anything.
Namisa: Asisahambi no babana?
Me: Siyahamba mna u Baba u Wantina no Wanito no Nonny baka mamabo .

Baphume bahamba vele ndahlala phantsi ndaphelelwa ngamandla .
Haibo lomntu undenza njani sana .
Uthe ezama undibamba andafuna nix , yintoni lento u Bamanye andenza yona? Lomntu lo ndimthemba ndithi aka cheat gqiba andenze lento andenza yona
Bamanye: Baby
Me: Bamanye ndithini ? Why undenza lento undenza yona?
Bamanye: But baby andenzanganto i swear to God.
Me: Sumfaka u God kla manyala akho Shaun sumfaka sumfaka why unje why undenza lento. Why ungena nyani kangaka ? Ifuna ntoni i panty apha ulalelani nama cherry e roomini yomntana zikhona i bnb ne hotels u*i afford Bamanye?
Bamanye: Baby akhange ndilale namntu mna andinode ndiphike lonto leyo.
Me: Bamanye ubuwedwa apha so ifike njani la panty pha?
Bamanye: Mntwam i know akholula undithemba but andenzanga nto . Ewe bendidodwa endlini khange kuze kwamntu ungu sisi apha or abantu . The only time ebekuze abantu bekuze my fellow pastors nakhona for an hour bahamba bikhona into ebesidibene ngayo. The only time kungena umntu ongu mama kungoku kungene u Khanya nakhona akhange adlulele roomin uphele e dining room so ndiya bhideka nam . And baby ibukeka ntsha le panty ngathi zange yanxitywa

Qonda mxm

Uthe wobona amdimniki chance wakhwaza u Nothile
Me:Umbizelani u Nothile Shaun ?
Bamanye: Ndifuna uqonda ngendaba yale panty .
Uye wangena u Nonny.
Nothile: Babami uyangibiza
Me: U Dera ebecela umenzele i coffee nana .
Nothile: Okay mah wami .
Uphumile wavala umnyango.
Me: One thing ongazuyenza ku involve abantwana kwingxabano zethu. Ndithe yeyam la panty now you want umntana ayazi ayoyam ayazi there might be i possibility yoba wena uya cheat?
Shaun nguwe ekugqibeleni oza ne problems because awukho transparent and ingathi ungumntu lo who enjoys dancing at Loin's den . You keep on allowing abantu obaziyo abavani nawe apha endlini and expect kubezi lekese . And endidikayo yeyoba awuzuthethi izinto uyafihla . Ulinda kwenzeke into kube kuxa uthethayo. Imagine inviting abantu apha endlini endingabaziyo gqiba ungatsho . Even if bendingekho bekufanele undazisile same as into yohambo lwakho olukubuyise past 1 no Kwakhanya . Or mhlambi awuboni need yotsho uba kuza abantu apha kuba iyindlu yakho? Shaun uyatsho nawe uba lo Kwakhanya ngumntu lo ebengathi ebezazi i movements zakho obviously akakho yedwa ukhona lo asebenzisana naye but usebuthongweni wena awuboni nix.
Umntu obeke la panty ngulo uxelele u Kwakhanya uba uphi and andikho . Ayo mistake tuu le and ndiyasola nam ebendazi ndibuyile ukuza kwakhe apha angene akuyo mistake plan yabo kukuba ndicingele then sixabane xakuvela i panty abe naye ebelapha endlini.
Njeba ufaka iinunu epokothweni uzungakhali zoku luma.
Mna i didn't sign up for le into .
Akukabuphi but sendidikiwe hlelinje siyaxoxa apha ndonele .
U life wam ubupholile before you.
And ke ngoku indlela othula ngayo kwenza izinto nzima .
Mna ndawugoduka Bamanye ndikushiye apha sucinga ndine xesha lalento mna .
Qha into endiyaziyo ukohlukana kwethu kuzovisa abantu abaninzi kabuhlungu.
Abantwana ,i family zethu because abazali bam bayabathanda abantwana bakho .
Imagine sokohlukana bangaphinde bababone .
Tata iyakumophula intliziyo lonto.
Mna uthini ngam because nam sendiku qhelile and i love you Shaun in as much as ba ndingakushiya nanini but ukushiya kwam kuyoba buhlungu because akekho umfana endakhe ndamthanda njengawe .
Ukwi battle kodwa awundithembi uba ndikuncedise .
Kuyabanjisanwa emtshatweni sufihla kwenzela ndikwazi ukumela xakwehle into.
Bamanye ndi choose ukuthemba uba nyan umsulwa but into endifuna uyazi ungathathi the trust endinayo for ubudenge.
Ndifuna ukuthemba ize ibenguwe oyipotyayo.
I love you Shamase and i believe kukhona a foul play kulento but ke uba awukho Innocent nawe uzuyazi inyani inendlela yayo yozivelela.
Bamanye: Baby i promise usukela today ndizokuxelela everything and trust me andilalanga namntu andingomntu usokoliswa yibhlukhwe yakhe .
Ndine morals , ewe ke ubungekho ndi busy ndileli ndedwa okwe nkabi yenkobo but i promise akhange ndenze nix namazulu angandifakazela.
Me: Akho ngxaki ndiyakuva and please masibe right i need i relationship e healthy mna.
Ndiyazama kwelam icala nawe sundiyekela zama nam.
Bamanye: I'll do better ntliziyo yam i promise i love you Zintle
Me: Love you too Shaun.
Undincamisile wandi hug .
Sondlula i bhedi sobabini umane etsala ingubo kakhulu kwi cala lakhe ingazulingana kwenzele ndizocaphuka.
Ndimjule ngesihlangu kemna bc uyathanda udlala lo .
Hayi sana sisomchana uze kundibamba wandinyumbaza ndade ndazichamela.

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