Bitter Calm

we’ve got one more show before I (michael) take a break to raise a tiny little baby boy until he’s a slightly less tiny little baby boy🐣 see you there! 👋🏼

The rumors are true— we are, unfortunately, very hot😱😔

It’s completely understandable if this news might come as a shock, or if us being just absolutely smoking hot detracts from your enjoyment of our big serious frowny face music, but regardless, we do hope that you will still come to one of the several shows we have coming up, including the house show tonight in Avondale.

Given just how hot we are, we will not be offended if you brought both binoculars and noise-cancelling headphones to the show for an undistracted viewing experience— we respect however you wish to experience Bitter Calm— thank you🙇🏻