The Angry Beaver

🚨 PSA ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

TOMORROW… Yes… 9:00 AM is a completely reasonable time to start yelling at a television.

Canada 🇨🇦 takes on Morocco 🇲🇦 and we’re unlocking the doors at 9:00 AM because sleep is temporary… World Cup glory is forever.

We’ll have the coffee brewing, the beer ice cold (no judgment), breakfast hunger kicking in, and a room full of people who suddenly become international soccer experts after 12 minutes.

Need an excuse to call in “sick?” We can’t help you with that.

Need a place to scream “SHOOT!” every time Canada gets within 30 yards of the net? We’ve got you covered.

Doors open: 9:00 AM
🇨🇦 Canada vs. Morocco

Get here early, grab a seat, and let’s make enough noise that they hear us all the way across the Atlantic.

See you at The Angry Beaver!

Apparently our angry beaver heard tacos make you hit like a Mariner… so he put on the jersey and got to work.

Taco Tuesday has officially entered the lineup.

3 Tacos for just $12
Your choice of:
🌮 Pork
🌮 Ground Beef
🌮 Chicken

Served with salsa and sour cream because we’re civilized… mostly.

Whether you’re celebrating a Mariners win, coping with a Mariners loss, or just pretending you know what OPS stands for, we’ve got the cure.

Come hungry. Leave wondering why you only ordered one round.

See you at The Angry Beaver… where the tacos are hot, the beer is cold, and the beaver still has absolutely zero anger management skills.