The Slutcracker

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The Slutcracker Every other holiday production wants to be The Slutcracker! Our 2008 premier blew-up the box office at the historic 900-seat Somerville Theatre. And now we say thanks to the 200,000 patrons who have enjoyed an evening of beauty, dance and laughs with us since!

Fun fact: The Somerville Theatre began last year's Slutcracker season with a one-ton pallet of popcorn seeds. Don't ask about the fresh butter. None of it was enough.

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