Chippy the Elf

My Dash-2 Little joined a Mythology Club at school, which she absolutely LOVES! I got permission from Santa to bring her an early Christmas gift of some mythology books to read over break. I even got to call in my special dragon friend, Festus, to help me deliver them! I'm not a big fan of the toga though. It's really cold here today and my chestnuts are FREEZING!

Last night, to celebrate my Elf Liberation and well....just because....we had a big party!! Some of my old friends showed up -- like Earl, the Salvation Army Santa I met in rehab a few years ago. Earl hasn't changed his ways much....in fact, I think he laced Mistletoe the Mouse's gingerbread! Her eyes were like saucers!!! (Say no to drugs kids!!) I was also very happy to see my old friend Sassy the Reindeer. She offered a sympathetic antler as I told her all about my troubles with Jingle-Bella. We talked well into the wee hours of the morning! We're going to try to meet up for lunch after the Busy Season! I think I may be finally getting over Jingle-Bella!