Dragged Into Productions

Balena Canto is Philly’s seductive song-wielding siren with a voice snatched for the gods! Born on the southern coast of Italia, Balena Canto sang out to sea conjuring a passing humpback whale who took her to a distant and mysterious land called “Philadelphia.” Balena’s favorite thing about her home is a local delicacy called, “water ice” (helps soothe the singer’s throat). Balena’s mission in life is to bring joy, laughter, and perhaps a tear or two (she is an opera singer after all) to her audiences through song.
Dragged Into April Fools is one week away from tomorrow! Grin, giggle, and guffaw along with Balena and the rest of us at The Bar(n) on Sat April 1, doors 7 show 8–and don’t forget to purchase your presale tickets at tinyurl.com/draggedintoaprilfools

Save the Date—it’s Oktober Third! Inspired by their passion for absurdism, fantasy, and feeling absolutely c*nt, this genderful creation aims to fill the world with the q***r art that nobody asked for, but everyone will enjoy.
While they may be October Third, don’t forget that you can see them on April 1 in West Philly for Dragged Into April Fools! Order your presale ticket today at tinyurl.Com/draggedintoaprilfools

Someone’s bringing a cake to the garden (a butter cake that is) and that someone is Paula Deen- White! is a southern belle, with tons of charisma, butter and love to spread! She’s a mix between a classic June Beaver mother figure, a fiery irreverent Nina Simone and Oprah… for balance! I hope you’re bringing your appetites because she’s serving up something nice 🍰

Come out to this Sunday, 9/19 at 7pm for this sweet southern talent!