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After 17 years and 800 episodes, The Simpsons finally shows what really happens after Marge plows into Homer with her car in the intro, and it’s much gorier and more self-aware than fans expected.

Viewers are loving the long-delayed payoff while fiercely debating whether the over-the-top couch gag feels true to classic Simpsons or veers into full-on Family Guy territory.

See the intro below.

Valentine’s Day candy just turned into a recession meme: 2026 Sweethearts now come stamped with messages like “split rent,” “buy in bulk,” “car pool,” and “joint taxes,” and the internet is spiraling over what it says about the economy.

The brand insists it’s just reflecting “practical” modern romance, while commenters joke the hearts are literally giving survival tips for a recession.