Sales Operations

There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who feel drawn to donate to Epilepsy Foundation because it’s a worthy cause. Those who feel the same AND want to see my friend and yours, Liz Collins, gets a banana cream to the kisser. And, those who won’t give but will rest infinitely better tonight knowing that Liz’s uppance is come one week hence.

To the first two thirds of you, please find the donation link below. Clock’s ticking.... We have until end of day tomorrow (Friday, 5/10) to raise $500

https://secure.qgiv.com/event/team/838212/

This is us patiently waiting for the "Tour de FindLaw" winner announcement...

Important Minnesota Travel Tips
Tip #4 - charitable bar gambling

In most of your more ‘local flavor’ drinking establishments (aka - dive bars) you will find a women selling small rectangular prices of cardboard. These are called PULL TABS!
These little bits of magic can cost between $1 -7 ( $7 often only available at the local VFW).
You may witness locals pooling together their funds for a chance to win the BIG MONEY!!
As you will see from the pictures below, Sheila Amiry is quite skilled! Other successful CDCs include Jonathan Chasin and Andrew Nothum ..... possibly Mark Day (but this is unconfirmed).
If you wish to partake and learn the neuances of playing the cardboard co***ne, please reach out to your successful colleagues or trusty Sales Ops team! We are all quite skilled! Sheila Lynn, Jonathan Chasin, Mark Day, Andrew Nothum

Important Minnesota Travel Tips

Tip #3 - The Juicy Lucy

While clearly Picture #1 is one version of a Juicy Lucy, Minnesotans will be quick to point out that #2 is the REAL Juicy Lucy!
Some great establishments to give this Minnesota classic a try:
http://www.crnook.com/
http://mattsbar.com/

Bonus Tip / Warning : One can easily disguise the consumption of too many Juicy Lucy's under bulky winter sweaters 6 months of the year! (Unfortunately, in summer months the indulgence is easily identifiable)

Damn it feels good to be a donut gangsta!