Pitch and Rudder

Owning a business is one thing.
Being a dad during leprechaun season is another.

To the overachieving parent who made leprechaun visits a thing… not cool.

Hard enough learning to braid hair.

I don’t even own green food dye. I cook, I’m not a baker.

The only green thing I found was mint flavoring…
“Dad, leprechauns have minty pee?”

Nope… not doing that.

Clearly failed this one.

Some people have very specific hobbies that don't involve talking to their therapist.