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STANDING by it too

I will not hear a single bad word about them. It doesn’t matter if they just tore apart the living room couch or knocked over a priceless vase; as their lawyer, I am prepared to argue that they are completely innocent and were clearly framed.
They are just sweet, harmless little angels who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Look into those big, innocent eyes and try to tell me they did something wrong—you can’t.

We’ve all been there. One minute you’re staging a full theatrical performance about how you’re packed and leaving forever, and two hours later you’re sleeping like a baby right next to him.
The dramatic exit loses its spark when the bed is just too comfortable. Tag someone who acts like they’re done every single week.

Omg I hope they gave it food 🥺