Mars Invades Madtown

ACK ACK PERKINS NAMED MPD TOP ACK

As acking ack for the Madison Police Department acks ack, Detective Perkins emerged as ack departments “Top Ack”. Acking the raygun course, ack required ack ackuracy, but great ackackicism, Detective Perkins acked the agility of ack house cat, ackack ack the speed of ack gazelle.

Ack Perkins ack presented ack ack gift card by Ack John I. Wallack ack ack ackomplishments.

Ack ack, Detective Perkins. Ack ack.

Even Dom TorACKo gets it.

So Many Great 2021 Regatta Memories Made!!!! We can’t wait to invade again next year you lazy Hydroplane litterbugs!!!!!! Ack Ack!!!!

Seems like a hometown hero gave an “out of this world” finish!!!!

Jimmy Ack!!!
~Ack, Ack, Ack, (Ride that River!!!)

Ack ack! Join/share Madtown Martians FB group. Sh*tposty local based ACK memes may get featured!
No ack Karen’s = no ack reporting = no ack probing.