Too Fat To Fail

Best Valentine's Day Special Ever!

What he said.

Disney's whole cross-marketing strategy has gotten out of control.

These aren't the Jihadies you are looking for.


http://icflorida.com/news/news/world/tv-reporter-mixes-star-wars-symbol-and-al-qaida-lo/npQSL/

TV reporter mixes up 'Star Wars' symbol and al-Qaida logo A Spanish reporter has apologized after mistakenly referring to the Star Wars Rebel Alliance logo as an al-Qaeda symbol.

In an operation dubbed "Carnitas for Lunch Today," TSA agents swooped in and seized the delicious contraband. Asked for a comment, a spokesmen said "Om nom nom glup."

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/11/18/hundreds-of-illegal-tamales-seized-destroyed-at-lax/

Hundreds Of Illegal Tamales Seized, 'Destroyed' At LAX Authorities say a passenger arriving from Mexico failed to properly declare a load of prohibited pork meat tamales.