Pastor Doug Anderson

Wise but funny 😂

,*** BREAKING NEWS ***

911 > what's your emergency ?

Caller > my baby just disappeared.....

911 > don't panic..no one just disappears.... where was it when you last seen it ?

Caller... in my arms.. I was feeding her..

911 > mam..you're got to calm down..

Caller > my baby has vanished out of my arms and you're telling me to calm down ...

911 > we are experiencing an overload of calls from other claims of disappearance of love ones...

Caller > my baby my baby...

911 > mam... I am going to put you on hold , are systems is freezing up with overwhelming calls of people all across the world disappearing....

Caller > my baby , my baby , my baby...

" THE RAPTURE IS NO JOKE "