Ryan Kendall

Turns out the solution to most of my problems would be a cruise ship, open water, and zero responsibilities.
Weird how that works.

Someone told me I looked sad today.
I told them the truth.
I’m sad most days — today I just didn’t have the energy to hide it.

If that hit a little too close to home… you’re not alone.
Who can relate?

“This won’t take long.”
Perfectly normal sentence.
Whisper it once and suddenly it sounds like a bad decision is about to happen.
Drop other normal phrases that get weird real fast when whispered.

Life hack: turn a 3-day weekend into a 4-day weekend

Called for help.
Gave a confession instead.
Somewhere between explaining myself and giving directions, I realized I was talking to the wrong organization.
The car’s in the lake. The lesson is learned.

Somewhere between love and financial responsibility is me, furiously typing like I’m about to crack the Da Vinci Code… but it’s just Target receipts.
Marriage really humbles you in the weirdest ways.

Got 13 likes on my last video.
Trying to stay grounded during this sudden rise to fame.
Meet and greets are tentatively being discussed.

Nothing hits harder than your own kids acting like you grew up with dinosaurs. One innocent question about “the 1900s” and suddenly you’re rethinking your whole existence. Parents… tell me I’m not alone. 😅