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🎙️ DaWack in da Morning – Friday, July 17, 2026 | Emojis, Tattoos & Terrible Life Choices
Start your Friday with laughs, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of ridiculousness on DaWack in da Morning!
Today's episode features:

📅 July 17 holidays, including World Emoji Day, National Tattoo Day, National Peach Ice Cream Day, National Lottery Day, and more.

🎂 Celebrity birthdays with Luke Bryan, David Hasselhoff, Queen Camilla, Angela Merkel, Billie Lourd, Connor Bedard, and others.

🕯️ A look back at notable celebrity and historical deaths, including Billie Holiday, Walter Cronkite, John Lewis, and John Coltrane.

📖 This Day in History featuring the opening of Disneyland, the Apollo-Soyuz mission, the Romanov dynasty, and other unforgettable moments.

🎸 This Day in Music History with James Brown, The Beatles, Bob Marley, Guns N' Roses, Metallica, and more classic rock and pop milestones.

🔮 DaWack's wildly inaccurate, laugh-out-loud satirical horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs.

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, classic rock, weird holidays, pop culture, history, music trivia, and a morning show that refuses to take itself seriously, you've found your people.
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Monday • July 13, 2026
Welcome back to another completely unnecessary—but highly entertaining—edition of DaWack in da Morning!
Today’s show is loaded with everything you need to survive a Monday… or at least laugh your way through it.
We celebrate National French Fry Day, Embrace Your Geekness Day, Beans ‘n’ Franks Day, Fool’s Paradise Day, and a whole pile of holidays that prove someone, somewhere, will celebrate absolutely anything.
We salute today’s celebrity birthdays, including Harrison Ford, Patrick Stewart, Cheech Marin, Ken Jeong, Tom Kenny, and more—with our signature DaWack roast treatment.
We remember notable celebrities we’ve lost through the years, including Richard Simmons, Shannen Doherty, Cory Monteith, George Steinbrenner, and others whose legacies continue to entertain and inspire.
We travel through history with everything from the Hollywood Sign, the 1977 New York blackout, Live Aid, the first FIFA World Cup, and the first stunning images from the James Webb Space Telescope.
In music history we revisit Live Aid, Michael Jackson’s “Bad,” Bruce Springsteen, Elvis Presley, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, and more unforgettable moments that shaped rock and pop culture.
Then it’s time for the world-famous, completely unreliable DaWack HorribleScopes, where the stars predict questionable life choices, awkward workplace moments, and absolutely no financial advice.
Finally, we dive headfirst into another edition of DaWack’s Stupid News, featuring:

A raccoon that got its head stuck in a storm drain.
Joey Chestnut proving he’s probably not human.
An art exhibit involving 15,000 peanut butter sandwiches.
A woman rowing across the Pacific Ocean alone.
A TV episode called Stripper Emergency.
Divorce rings, fake window seats, scuba-diving cockroaches, Jeopardy job openings, and enough bizarre headlines to make you question reality itself.

As always, DaWack serves up the laughs with sarcasm, satire, pop culture, history, music, and just enough stupidity to make your Monday feel a little less painful.
So grab some fries, pour another cup of coffee, and remember…
Life’s too short to take seriously—but it’s the perfect length for a DaWack in da Morning podcast.
New episodes Mondays & Fridays.
Listen, laugh, and tell your friends… because therapy is way more expensive.

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Perfect — here’s the updated full show notes with your This Day in History and Music History folded in:
DaWack in da Morning – Monday, June 29, 2026Episode Title: “Python, Pickle Juice & Rodent Lingerie”
Good morning, degenerates, patriots, weirdos, and anyone currently pretending to work.
It’s DaWack in da Morning, live from the low-rent, sleazy and measly Ramin Jamin Nut Hut Studios — where common sense comes to die.
Today we celebrate National Camera Day (because your breakfast needs 14 filters), National Waffle Iron Day (burn your hand for breakfast), National Darts Day (drinking and sharp objects — brilliant), Hug Holiday, International Mud Day, and Take Your Kids to Work Day, which is really just “destroy Dad’s productivity” day.
Birthdays today:🎂 Gary Busey turns 82 and still looks like electricity is chasing him.🎂 Nicole Scherzinger turns 48 and remains aggressively talented.🎂 Melora Hardin celebrates 59, still making office meetings uncomfortable.
We remember:⚰️ Katharine Hepburn⚰️ Pat Morita⚰️ Benny Mardones
This Day in History — June 29th📜 1613 — William Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre burns down mid-performance after a cannon misfire. The first explosive theater review.
🚂 1767 — The Townshend Acts pass and Britain taxes the colonies. America’s official “hell no” era begins.
⚰️ 1850 — Robert Peel dies after falling off his horse. Tough break... literally.
📻 1925 — Marvin Pipkin patents the frosted light bulb, helping humanity stop staring directly into the sun indoors.
🎬 1956 — The Conqueror premieres with John Wayne as Genghis Khan... and somehow nobody stopped it.
🏛️ 1972 — The Supreme Court hits pause on the death penalty in the historic Furman v. Georgia decision.
🍎 2007 — Apple iPhone launches and destroys boredom, eye contact, and bathroom privacy forever.
⚽ 2014 — Team USA advances in the World Cup after losing. The most American “we still win” moment ever.
🏀 2016 — Kevin Durant begins the move that shattered Oklahoma’s soul.
This Day in Music — DaWack Style🎸 1961 — Runaway by Del Shannon hits #1.
🎤 1969 — The Jimi Hendrix Experience plays its final show.
🎶 1974 — Sundown hits #1. Soft melody, creepy lyrics.
🕺 1985 — Dancing in the Street gets recorded by David Bowie and Mick Jagger.
🤘 1991 — Slave to the Grind by Skid Row debuts at #1.
😈 1999 — Slipknot drops and suburban moms everywhere got nervous.
🔥 2002 — Hot in Herre hits #1 and everybody starts un******ng.
👑 2003 — Dangerously in Love launches Queen Bey’s solo takeover.
🦇 2013 — 13 gives Black Sabbath their first U.S. #1.
🚔 2022 — R. Kelly gets sentenced to 30 years. Turns out you can’t remix federal charges.
Also remembering Benny Mardones, who passed in 2020. His hit Into the Night haunted roller rinks and heartbreak radio for years.
Stupid News Roundup🐍 Australian bedroom turns into a reptile/spider death trap.🚌 Karen Gillan accidentally parties with Brazil fans after Scotland loses.⚽ Ref collapses from cramps, saved by pickle juice.🐦 Scientists say pigeons use their livers like GPS.🍌 Someone stole duct-taped “art banana.”🚗 Guy crashes while inhaling McDonald’s.🩲 Rodent lingerie somehow exists.
DaWack One-Liner of the Day:“It’s National Camera Day — which means somewhere somebody is taking 96 pictures of pancakes and calling it content.”
HorriblescopesThe stars are drunk, Mercury’s texting its ex, and your life choices are under review.
Aries: You’ll start three things and finish none.Taurus: You’ll buy stupid crap and call it “an investment.”Gemini: Both personalities want tacos.Cancer: Emotional chaos and revenge plotting.Leo: Humility tries... and fails.Virgo: Reorganizing things nobody asked for.Libra: 45 minutes choosing food, same place anyway.Scorpio: Deep stalking on social media from 2014.Sagittarius: Adventure wants you. Your wallet says no.Capricorn: Working harder than everyone around you.Aquarius: Weird attracts weird.Pisces: Daydreaming in traffic again.
Closing Thought:If your Monday feels rough, remember somebody woke up to a python, a spider, and a pigeon using its liver better than your GPS.
That’s DaWack in da Morning.Where the news is weird, the jokes are questionable, and somehow we’re still allowed on the air.
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Friday June 26 26
On today’s chaos:
🍫 DaWack Style Holidays & CelebrationsNational Chocolate Pudding Day, Food Truck Day, Take Your Dog to Work Day, National Barcode Day, National Canoe Day, and the International Day Against Drug Abuse.
🎂 Celebrity BirthdaysCelebrating Ariana Grande (33), Derek Jeter (52), Aubrey Plaza (42), Sean Hayes (56), Jennette McCurdy (34), Jason Schwartzman (46), Chris O’Donnell (56), and Paul Thomas Anderson (56).
🕯️ Remembering Those We LostMichael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Nora Ephron, Ed Yost, and Liz Claiborne.
📜 This Day in HistoryThe signing of the United Nations Charter, the Berlin Airlift, JFK’s famous Berlin speech, the first UPC barcode scan, the debut of Harry Potter, and marriage equality becoming the law of the land.
🎵 This Day in Music HistoryPrince drops Purple Rain, Elvis Presley performs his final concert, Debbie Gibson makes chart history, Billy Joel starts his final big album run, and Usher owns the summer.
💿 Albums SpotlightPurple Rain – PrincePainkiller – Judas PriestMinutes to Midnight – Linkin Park
🔮 DaWack HorriblescopesThe stars are drunk again and your future looks suspiciously ridiculous.

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🎙️ DaWack In Da Morning
Monday, June 22, 2026
“Kisses, Chaos & Co***ne Mice”
Welcome back, DaWack Nation! Monday sucks, but at least we’re all suffering together.
On today’s episode:
🍩 DaWack Style Holidays & Things To CelebrateWe break down the weirdest holidays for June 22 including National Chocolate Éclair Day, National Onion Rings Day, National Kissing Day, and Stupid Guy Thing Day — which honestly might just be every day.
🎂 Celebrity Birthdays We celebrate and roast birthdays for legends like Meryl Streep, Cyndi Lauper, Carson Daly, Bruce Campbell, and more. Because nothing says “happy birthday” like public humiliation.
💀 Celebrity Deaths A look back at the legends we lost on June 22 including Judy Garland, George Carlin, Fred Astaire, and Vinnie Paul.
🔮 HorriblescopesYour daily dose of fake cosmic wisdom. Spoiler alert: nobody’s having a productive Monday.
📜 This Day in HistoryFrom the creation of the Department of Justice to Jackie Robinson stealing home, June 22 gave us law, baseball, and total chaos.
🎬 Movies Released on June 22We look back at classics like The Karate Kid, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Fast and the Furious, and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
🎵 This Day in Music History (June 19 Throwback Edition)Albums, chart-toppers, and music milestones featuring Carole King, Taylor Swift, Bob Dylan, and D12.
🤪 DaWack’s Stupid News RoundupThis week’s dumbest stories include:

Drug addict mice getting into police evidence

A monkey stealing coffee like a stressed-out intern

A town in Italy basically banning sickness

Phantom PlayStation games causing relationship drama

📻 Plus random rants, bad jokes, and the kind of nonsense that makes your commute slightly less painful.
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It’s Friday, and DaWack is back with another overloaded trainwreck of comedy, history, weird news, and absolute nonsense.
Today we celebrate Juneteenth, honoring freedom, history, and firing up the grill like our ancestors intended. We also recognize Garfield Day, because hating Mondays and eating lasagna is basically a lifestyle at this point. Add in National Martini Day, Flip-Flop Day, and Take Back the Lunch Break Day, and you’ve got yourself a full-blown Friday.
In birthdays, DaWack gives love (and roasts) to Salman Rushdie, Phylicia Rashad, Ann Wilson, Paula Abdul, Boris Johnson, Zoë Saldaña, Dirk Nowitzki, and Macklemore.
We remember the legends we lost, including James Gandolfini, Anton Yelchin, and the unforgettable Koko.
History gets weird with Juneteenth, the first fingerprint murder conviction, the first Nickelodeon, Baby Jessica, the first iPhone hype, and more. Plus in music history, DaWack dives into The Rolling Stones, Carole King, Wings, Ricky Martin, and Taylor Swift.
DaWack’s Totally Unqualified Horoscopes return with cosmic nonsense, emotional damage, and Bluetooth socks.
In Stupid News:• Neighbors in L.A. are upset about an OnlyFans house next to a church (for totally understandable reasons… probably).• Parents are tracking their adult kids like Amazon packages.• A woman got busted doing 108 mph because she didn’t want to miss Love Island.• A gut thermometer is coming, and somehow that’s horrifying.• Dad jokes are now scientifically proven to build stronger family bonds.
Showbiz Buzz includes Tom Holland confirming his marriage to Zendaya, Corey Feldman hospitalized, and John Stamos opening up about heartbreak.
Music Notes feature Olivia Rodrigo, No Doubt, Bonnie Tyler, Bob Seger, Mick Jagger, Keith Urban, and Tim McGraw.
Also:• Repair Cafes saving wallets and landfills• World Cup Uber discounts for heartbreak• Luxury summer camps for future spies and stuntmen• How to pick the perfect watermelon• Weird facts, dad jokes, and workplace boredom signs
It’s history, music, laughs, weirdness, and a few fart sound effects... just another normal Friday.
🎙️ DaWack in Da Morning — where freedom rings, flip-flops slap, and common sense takes the day off.

Laziness Pays off Now
Friday, June 12, 2026
Get ready for another wildly wacky edition of DaWack in Da Morning as Zack Da Wack serves up a buffet of bizarre news, celebrity birthdays, music headlines, history, and completely unqualified horoscopes!
🌟 On Today's Show
🎉 June 12th Holidays – DaWack Style
We're celebrating everything from National Peanut Butter Cookie Day and National Jerky Day to Superman Day, National Movie Night, and even Ghost in the Machine Day. If your computer crashes today, you officially have someone else to blame.
🎂 Celebrity Birthdays
Birthday shout-outs to:

Jason Mewes (52)
Robyn (47)
Cody Bellinger (31)
Jerami Grant (32)
Hideki Matsui (52)

Plus, DaWack's signature birthday roast treatment for anyone brave enough to age publicly.
🌹 Gone But Not Forgotten
Remembering legends including:

Gregory Peck
Treat Williams
Ruby Dee
Jimmy Dorsey
Janet Waldo
Jerry West

A look back at the stars who took their final bow on June 12.
📚 This Day in History
Today we revisit:

The signing of the Magna Carta
The world's first drunk driving arrest
Loving v. Virginia
Indiana Jones' big-screen debut
The arrival of the iPhone 3GS
Plus several other moments that prove humanity has been winging it for centuries.

🎸 This Day in Music
Featuring:

The Rolling Stones finding Satisfaction
Queen's chart domination
Elvis doing Elvis things
Spotify beginning its takeover of music
Plus the latest music headlines from Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Lauryn Hill, Pink Floyd, Peter Frampton, Morgan Wallen, Riley Green and more.

📰 Stupid News & Shooting The S**t
This week's insanity includes:

Airlines considering a "drunk passenger database"
A wildfire survival bunker that costs more than some houses
An AI-powered pigeon-sniping water gun turret
Two golfers who hit back-to-back holes-in-one with odds of 156 million to 1

Because normal news is overrated.
🤯 Polls, Facts & Random Weirdness
Find out:

How many people check their phones within five minutes of waking up
Why camels actually originated in North America
Whether you're secretly more attractive than you think
And why dessert before dinner is apparently more common than you'd expect.

🏕️ Camping Nightmares & Kitchen Disasters
Learn why camping with kids is basically an endurance sport and discover the warning signs that you may not actually be a chef.
🔮 DaWack's Totally Unqualified Horriblescopes
The stars predict:

Forgotten refrigerators
Technology meltdowns
Mystery shirt stains
Wrong highway exits
And a 100% chance that Friday is still awesome.

🎤 Quote of the Day
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
🦍 Final Thought
Whether you're dodging AI water guns, celebrating Superman Day, searching for your phone while talking on it, or blaming ghosts for your Wi-Fi problems, remember: it's Friday. That's all the good news most of us need.
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