Fast Food Landlord

Fast Food Landlord

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29/05/2026

I'm a business person.
I'm used to dealing with businesspeople.
So why was I dealing with tenants I couldn't count on to pay rent?
Couldn't count on for anything, really.
That's when I realized I had to focus on commercial real estate.

Photos from Fast Food Landlord's post 28/05/2026

𝐀 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐁𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐌𝐲 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐰𝐧. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞.

A tenant torched my storage units at 3AM.

The night after I evicted everyone.

That was it. I was done.

I'd spent years chasing rent from a drug dealer. Cleaning up after a hoarder. Fixing things I had no business fixing.

Every month was a fight.

This was supposed to be passive income.

Then I met a guy in his 80s. Owned 20+ Dollar Generals.

I asked what he did when something broke.

He looked at me like it was a strange question.

""The tenant handles that. I don't do anything. I'm an investor. Not a landlord.""

That was the shift.

Triple net lease. Tenant pays the taxes. Tenant pays the insurance. Tenant fixes everything.

You collect rent. You find the next deal.

The problem was never real estate.

It was the tenant.

A drug dealer and a hoarder are not a business model.

Dollar General and AutoZone are.

Your tenants should be corporations. Not people.

Comment ""NNN"" and I'll send you the Starter Kit.
Start at fastfoodlandlord.com/starterkit.

26/05/2026

𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐍𝐞𝐭 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐲 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬

How much did you actually pay out on your rentals last year — taxes, insurance, repairs, maintenance?

In a triple net lease, that number is zero.

The tenant covers all of it.

25/05/2026

𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠

People hear ""$100 million portfolio"" and assume there's a full team behind it.

There isn't.

It's my wife and me. That's it. 40 properties, 90 tenants, 100 investors... and Amanda puts in about 10 to 15 hours a week managing the whole thing.

Most people in residential real estate work harder than that on a single fourplex.

The difference isn't how hard you work. It's what you own. Corporate tenants don't call us at 3AM. They don't ask us to fix the toilet. They pay rent, they handle their own maintenance, and they sign leases that last 10 to 25 years.

We built this around a lifestyle first. Traveling with our kids. Running ultras. Doing the things we actually wanted to do when we got into real estate in the first place.

The portfolio had to fit that. Not the other way around.

We own the real estate. The real estate doesn't own us.

That's the whole point.

Want to learn how this works?

𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙗 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙉𝙉𝙉 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙆𝙞𝙩: 𝙝𝙩𝙩𝙥𝙨://𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙙.𝙘𝙤𝙢/𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙠𝙞𝙩

Photos from Fast Food Landlord's post 21/05/2026

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝟓-𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐋𝐎𝐈

Most LOIs lose before they get read.

Sellers see five identical legal documents a month. Same template. Same boilerplate. Same vibe of a corporate buyer who'll send a paralegal to closing.
We've won a lot of opportunities just by adding this letter to the front of our LOI.

5 lines that change how the seller reads the offer:

Thank them for the opportunity.
Tell them you're a lifelong resident of their city.
State what you're actively investing in.
Share a bit about you and why you're buying.
Include a photo.

This makes us look like real humans and not just some big corporate private equity company.

Sellers don't pick the highest bidder. They pick the buyer they trust.

18/05/2026

Time to make some deals.

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