Poncho Loco Life

🐾 I’m Back. 🐾

And yes, I’m sitting on the table.

Before everyone starts judging me, let’s remember that Mami once spent 20 minutes looking for her sunglasses while they were on her head.

I think we’ve established that I’m not the problem here.

Honestly, somebody has to sit up high and keep an eye on things.

In the last week, Mami has:

* Bought enough mulch to bury a small village.
* Turned the boat into a giant bleach experiment.
* Had approximately 83 conversations about countertops.
* Lost her phone three times.
* Found it three times in her hand.

So now I sit on the table and supervise.

It’s called leadership.

🐾👑😂

Sorry I’ve been quiet, amigos… 🥹🐾

Mami went on a Princess cruise and left me home with Sissy and Jose while she lived her fancy cruise life at sea. 🚢😭

But Mami NEVER comes home from Princess empty-handed… and this time she brought me Stanley the bear. 🐻❤️

Now Stanley and I have been laying around listening to cruise stories, judging everyone softly, and planning our own Princess vacation because apparently the ships have giant beds, Movies Under the Stars, endless snacks, and luxury naps with ocean views. 😂⚓️

Honestly… Stanley says Princess Cruises looks VERY appropriate for emotional support bears and tiny kings like me. 🐾✨

Amigos! I'm still around! Looking as dashing as ever! 😜

Mami's been unpacking. I've been "claiming" the Michigan house like the true King I am. 🤣

Sissy told me that if I 💦 on her goose down comforter AGAIN, they're all holding me down and will 💦 on me. 😞

I told her "don't threaten me with a good time!" 🖕

I LOVE sissy. Even though she calls me a lil pendejo. 🤣🤣🤣

Once things settle down and I get in my groove, I'll be back in my former glory! 😎

Love and you miss y'all-

Poncho, the Mighty Comforter Killer 😈