The Chicken Addiction

Had a talk with my bucket today. Told it if it jumped out and broke my pretty eggs again today it was fired! Must have worked because only an ugly egg got broke.

Those little fakers! All week acting like they only lay the basic B eggs! They were holding out on me until I decided to throw them more treats! Bougie freaking hens! 

So ya, idk if a Rose Bloom drop is going to happen this weekend. Not unless I split up that glow egg! 😂 you all want some olive egger drops?! I got plenty of those bahahaha!

I just want to give a shout out to all the people who have followed my page! Welcome to the dark side 😈. I feel like I’ve reach a point with my following where I can show my kids in front of their friends and brag about being “the next up and coming influencer.” Without them rolling their eyes TOO much. Ok, just kidding. They still gonna be embarrassed 😂.

While all my other hens eggs colors are fading, my BCM girls eggs still over here lookin like a box of chocolates!

Yes they have faded a bit as well. But this particular line is known for holding their color better. This is why I’m introducing them to my rose bloom girls. I’m hoping to create girls that hold their color so they remain looking pink and purple and don’t fade into looking peachy. I love peaches! Just not with my eggs 😉

What in the broody hen is going on here?! Ladies, I just started getting eggs from you again, after dealing with you eating them. How do you go from wanting to eat your children to now wanting to raise them?! 🤦‍♀️

Ya, my chickens booties did that.

So there I was just taking pictures and minding my business when that darn basket jumped out and hit my egg for no reason! Freaking rude!

Daughter like mother. 🤷‍♀️

Can someone please come get his stupid ass before he ACTUALLY offs himself? 🤦‍♀️ yes, I thought he was dead. Until I yelled “Cookie!” And he popped his head up like nothing was wrong. And for reference his head is the lowest point of his fluff in this picture.