Davis Nerf Club

**WE ARE IN THE MU PARKING STRUCTURE**

There’s 104 days of nerf or nothing
Then summer comes along just to end it
So The annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to Nerf it
Like maybe
Shooting an RPB
OR shooting safety mods in the eye
Or getting shot by P-Eric (the GoPro guy)
Discover an HVZ that doesn’t exist
Or giving the sashes a shower
DUH NUH NUH

Having a shorter game
Because of finals
Just so we have time to study

Going to the Deathstar
Saturday 6-9
So we can have some fun

As you can see there’s a whole lot of Nerf to do
Before summer comes this year

So stick with us
Cause the Nerds are gonna come to Nerf
So stick with us
Cause the Nerds are gonna come to Nerf

Mom Peric and the Nerds are breaking the first rules of Nerf

Are we the nerfed? No, we are the nerfers.
A long time ago, the Founding Nerfer was used to lay down 3 walls. These walls, formed by millions of Colossal Nerfers, have served as both sword and shield to safeguard the peace of the DNC.
But an uprising has taken place, and now the DNC's peace is being threatened.
And that is because the Founding Nerfer has been stolen by one man.
His name is... Ernest Yeager!!
With the Founding Nerfer, Ernest Yeager can begin the Blasting at any moment. The peace of the DNC now faces a grave threat beyond our comprehension.
We might be people of different places and different studies! But now is the time to join together as one and face this terrible enemy!!
Here and now, as a moderator of the DNC... I proclaim...
to the enemy forces that threaten the peace...
a declaration of war!!

If you wish to prevail together against the great threat, then come join us to stop the Blasting at the Death Star on Saturday from 6-9pm!
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New quarter, new waiver! We would really appreciate it if you printed one out and brought it to us already signed:https://www.docdroid.net/CCYK4Dp/new-dnc-waiver.pdf
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to message the moderators.

SOMEHOW STAR WARS NIGHT RETURNED and with it the LEGENDARY TRENCH RUN!! Davis Nerf Club only does one trench run a year and you do not want to miss this one! We must stop Palpatine from taking over the galaxy once again! With his new super weapon, balance in the force is in danger.
Come to the Deathstar from 6-9pm this Saturday, May the 14th, and destroy it once and for all! ---------- If you take some time to familiarize yourself with our club rules, we can get to the fun faster:
https://localwiki.org/davis/Davis_Nerf_Club
New quarter, new waiver! We would really appreciate it if you printed one out and brought it to us already signed:https://www.docdroid.net/CCYK4Dp/new-dnc-waiver.pdf
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to message the event page or the moderators.

Happy Saturday Nerfers!

PSA: There will NOT be a Nerf Club event this weekend. Excellent work on finals, enjoy Spring Break!