Ace Anderson

Him.

Why does every meat eater think a sneeze is proof of B12 deficiency?

Bruh. I’m still a human relax.

I don’t know if this happens to anyone else, but I feel like when I tell someone I’m Vegan I also gotta prove that I’m immortal or else they just think I’m part of some kinda soy cult. 😂

The other day, I was telling my friend how tired I was because of how much I’ve been working, and he literally said, “That’s cause you’re not eating enough meat.” 😒

My G. For real? I can’t be tired now? But what’s crazy is it’s the same people one cheeseburger away from a stress echocardiogram. Fam. Worry about yourself.

We’re literally not allowed to die being vegan without somebody using your funeral as evidence that no one should ever eat kale.

If I trip on a curb it’s the soy.
If I have a bad day it’s the soy.
If I trip on a curb it’s the soy.
If I have a bad day it’s the soy.
If I get hit by a bus, somehow, the soy.

Y’all need a hobby that isn’t monitoring my pulse.