Hail To The V.

Me: hollering in the heat I got Schwetty balls!!
Doobie: You don;t have balls.
Me: You don't know.
Doobie: Yes I do, you walk around naked all the time.
Me: No I don't. I always have my drawers on.
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Me: I have balls, they just sit up on my chest.
Doobie: Eww, just stop.