WeatherHound

"Valentine's Day: the annual peak of my indifference towards those sappy movies. "

"Happy Valentine's or whatever. My real party? The 'eagerly awaiting the mailman' extravaganza. "

"Oh, celebrate your human love, sure. I'll be here, expertly waiting for a tasty morsel from that fancy feast. "

"Valentine's Day again? Hah, humans getting all sappy while I lounge with my chew toy. ? More like ."