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Dante's 10th Level of Hell(man's)
Dante's book The Divine Comedy: The Inferno describes the author's fictional descent into ever worsening levels of Hell. In the book, Level 9 is reserved for the worst sinners. Well, thanks to the Japanese convenience store Lawsons, we've had to add an additional layer of Hell. What sin could Lawson's have committed to be so horrible that we've had to add an additional layer to Dante's epic journey, you ask? THEY'VE RELEASED A DRINKABLE MAYONAISE! That's right. A MAYONAISE DRINK THAT COMES IN A CUP. (See below). THAT YOU DRINK. REALLY. YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP. What better way to slake your thirst than DRINKING A CUP OF MAYONAISE! Early result suggest that Nomu Mayo would be better suited as means to induce vomiting in the event of accidental poisoning. Move over Ipecac Syrup, there's a new sheriff in town.

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BRING OUT YER DEAD!
No turn of a phrase seems to best describe the current state of affairs in the world of chain restaurants than the iconic "Bring out yer dead!" scene from the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". Restaurant units are dropping like flies: TGI Fridays, Cracker Barrel, Applebee's, Denny's, Boston Market, Red Lobster, MOD Pizza, (once the darling of the Fast Casual universe), Outback Steakhouse, and Hardee's to name a few. So are these closing a harbinger of further death and calamity that will spread to others in the industry? Or simply a market correction and, as our peasant friend protests "I'm not dead yet!" Like loyal Cubs fans used to say "wait till next year".



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IT'S THE SMOOTHIE THAT WILL KEEP YOU DRY AND FEELING FRESH ALL DAY

In what can only be described as the fever dream of some desperate marketing intern, the folks at Erewhon Market (https://erewhon.com/shop), the California based upscale grocery store chain (not the camping supply store formerly of the same name) committed to "providing organic, ethically-sourced foods that support our bodies and our planet" has partnered with Salt & Stone body care brand to create a deodorant inspired smoothie. Yes. You read that correctly. A deodorant inspired smoothie. The $10 limited time offering is described as featuring a coconut-creme soft serve-base with an olive oil drizzle and flaky sea salt. The pairing is designed to offer a taste of “Salt & Stone’s feeling of luxury while giving your body the antioxidants and nutrients it needs,”. What's next? A Drano smoothie collab? How about a Pennzoil smoothie partnership? Or perhaps your tastes run more towards something like joint venture between Jamba Juice & The Nuclear Regulatory Commission? Me? I stick with strawberry-banana with a shot of bee pollen. And I won't apply it to my underarms.



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