Honky Tonk Heartbreakers

Tick Tock ⏰ one day til BOUT DAY! That means there's still time to meet your newest H***y Tonk Heartbreakers! 

Meet the Heartbreakers Greatest of All Them...

Scrapegoat 🐐 

This skater is a triple threat on the track that you should know before they take you out on turn two! 

💔 Scrape is a well seasoned skater with multiple rulesets under their skates. Starting their derby journey back in 2017 on the banked track with Texas Roller Derby. And since then has skated with other great Texas leagues including Austin Anarchy and Y’allHalla out of Dallas! 

💔 Being a triple threat means Scrape brings every aspect of the game to our team! At any moment they could wear the star and sn**ch up those points. But they may also pivot and block, offering both incredible offense and defense!! 

💔 Aside from Scrapes deep derby skills, they also bring top notch positive vibes and a hard working attitude! Always willing to help a teammate out when needed and reminding us to celebrate our wins. 

We are so excited to share the track with Scrapegoat this season and we look forward to all of our fans cheering them on! 

Have you secured your ticket for tomorrow's Home Town Throw Down season opener?! Ticket 🎟️ link in our bio!

Catch us Saturday!

While most of the action takes place on the track, we couldn't do it without the dedicated support of our coaching team! Introducing the 2025 H***y Tonk Heartbreaker coaches:

💔 Coach Ann 
&
💔 Coach Bruk 

🤠Coach Ann started her Derby career skating for the Kansas City Roller Warriors. Although she retired from competitive roller derby, she still enjoys the game and still throws on her skates for roller burlesque! She came onto the team this year to track coach during games and to whip us into dominating shape at practice! 

🤠Coach Bruk got involved in 2016 when their partner, and Captain of the Heartbreakers Meg Riot, got started in derby. Coach Bruk came on this season to keep us in line on our bench and to make sure we're fielding formidable packs against our opponents. Also, something about hobby horse?

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