SLAM PORTAL

A number of bad faith entities attempt to BASTARDIZE what SLAM PORTAL truly is, but we remain resolute in entering our PRETTY ERA!

At SLAMINATOR, competitors BEXAR COUNTY BASTARD and PRINCE PRETTY were neck and neck until the BASTARD attempted to shut the match down with the assistance of a STEEL CHAIR. FORTUNATELY, show host and real boy PUGGIN HEAD was able to halt this and help PRETTY claim victory.

UNFORTUNATELY, PUGGIN HEAD paid for his good deed with a chair shot at SLAM PORTAL MOVIE NIGHT shortly thereafter. We now have word that PUGGY is in stable condition!

After a hard fought opener against VIVA LA RASTA at the inaugural SLAMINATOR event .machine.works , THE INDUSTRY once again claimed the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER-SHIP for the SLAM PORTAL TAG CHAMPIONSHIPS. What will future the hold for ARBITERS of HOLLYWOOD PAIN? STAY TUNED for future ANNOUNCEMENTS and 2026 EVENTS!

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