Sam D0ll

holidays are for the heartbroken! it’s your time to shine baby!!!

so far i’m vibing w my husband guys

i’m wearing this thing every year IDC

anyway that’s my pitch to tinsel town!

hi my name is mama and i’m the problem!!!

omg i’m a scientist

anyway the safe was 400 lbs and manifestation is fake

how i scared myself at the end lmao

someone needed to teach me this so i’m paying it forward lmk if this is common knowledge

i’m in the pants biz now part 1 hopefully the end of this series is pants that humans can wear

anyway i’ll be doing this every year 🎈 i love growing older baby!!!!!